Bageling 

The act of pelting a bagel at someone from a moving vehicle. Cinnamon-rasin bagels recommended. It is also recommended to have a fast car and a capable driver, just in case people don't like being hit with flying pastries. Face shots are the goal. Chest and back shots are acceptable.

Let's go bageling on Tuesday!

Roberto:"I have all of these bagels in my car, but I don't know what to do with them..."
Conrad:"We could eat them?"
Bruce:"Or we could go bageling!"

Bageling by bagel wizard December 31, 2012

Bageling 

the act of running up to your friend and throwing/hitting them with a bagel. For this assassination to be valid, you must recite this saying to your victim, “you just been bageled fool!”

Sarah: Hey Joe, do you like bagels?
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!

Bageling by mitchell_swenson123 March 30, 2022

Bageling 

Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!

That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.

Bageling by asdsad January 15, 2008

bageling 

VERB. the act of going out to enjoy eating bagels with good friends.

We should all go bageling this Thursday!

bageling by K Little June 26, 2009

bagellingus 

to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a bagel to orgasm through licking out cream cheese in the middle prior to actually eating the bagel itself.

Dude, WTF are you doing to that bagel?

Bagellingus, baby! There was too much cream cheese in the hole...

bagellingus by Richard like a long.... January 15, 2011

bageling 

the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.

Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.

bageling by bumblingbando May 31, 2004

bageling 

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.

"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"

bageling by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009