Bag head

Lola nock

Come here bag head

by Gussington November 15, 2018

Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023

Bag over Head Syndrome

A man or woman with a really nice body, but an ugly face. Therefore, they are only tolerable with a bag over their head.

"Lauren, what do you think about that guy over there?"
"Girl, he has an unbelievable body, but look at his face. He clearly has bag over head syndrome.

by laurenakruse August 20, 2010

Head bag

A bag of weed or other drug that is intended for you and not to be sold

"I only have a head bag"

by thanx4theether October 29, 2005

bag over the head

Fuckable as long as her face is in the pillow.
Can't promenade her around The Block (to show her off) while you wait to get horny again, all because her face or head is from hunger.

She'd be all right for a steady fuck except for the fact that her bod from the neck up calls for a BAG OVER THE HEAD.

by Ric here in NYC April 21, 2003

bag over the head job

is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!

dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!

by Allan Galeziewski July 23, 2007

Put your head in a bag

To surripiteously smoke a bowl on the beach by getting low to the ground and sticking your head in your backpack like you are looking for something. You then proceed to light up.

I put my head in my bag on the beach today.

by Tim June 10, 2003