Bag over Head Syndrome

A man or woman with a really nice body, but an ugly face. Therefore, they are only tolerable with a bag over their head.
"Lauren, what do you think about that guy over there?"
"Girl, he has an unbelievable body, but look at his face. He clearly has bag over head syndrome.
by laurenakruse August 20, 2010
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bag over the head

Fuckable as long as her face is in the pillow.
Can't promenade her around The Block (to show her off) while you wait to get horny again, all because her face or head is from hunger.
She'd be all right for a steady fuck except for the fact that her bod from the neck up calls for a BAG OVER THE HEAD.
by Ric here in NYC April 21, 2003
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bag over the head job

is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!
dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!
by Allan Galeziewski June 23, 2007
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Bag Head

Name for a heroin addict.

The correct meaning comes from the term, a (bag) of heroin. "We'll have to make a raise, I've only got 1 (bag) of gear left."
"Some bag head broke into my van and robbed my tools."
by Don't look down. February 07, 2017
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Bag head

by Gussington November 15, 2018
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Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.
Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.
by Obama Phone April 28, 2023
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