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Bleric

(n) Also known as Bleric the dinosaur he has mystical and mysterious powers, he is the only living dinosaur with a millimeter-long penis which has never been tested in combat. He is feared for his choking abilities. There is no known female counter part. He is intolerant of other species, especially zebras and may become violent when confronted by them.
BLERIC LADABOUCHE, Bleric the Dinosaur, Bleric Gotadouche

"yo man fucking Bleric the dinosaur choked me last night because i told him he couldn't afford a zj "

"Watch out Bleric is hunting your shawty "

"Today Bleric though that black people had extra calf muscles, when I told him he was wrong he choked me"
by Dude Corner October 21, 2009
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baesick

Extremely emotionally distraught due to feelings of grief and loss at the absence of The One you love. Far beyond 'lovesick'.
"She was gone and he felt ill over her absence. Lovesick. No...worse. Baesick."
by j trager yada yada January 31, 2015
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Cock Barricade

1. Noun. The conjoined effort of 2 or more persons to cock block a particular individual

2. Verb. Cock blocking with the assistance of another.
John was so about to get laid, but then that chick's friends set up the best fucking cock barricade I've ever seen.
by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009
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Barricade day

The 5th day of June. Typically referred to as the day when the les mis fandom wakes up from the dead in order to celebrate the day that all their favourite characters died.
Why is the les mis hashtag trending on Tumblr today?
Oh it must be barricade day.
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fix barricades

Non-literal term used to describe a situation where the subject is reluctant to perform a specific task.
"I was trying to spank off but ma kept making me fix barricades."
by PastaJerkOff May 28, 2008
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Barricade

A giant spiky robot with a massive saw-blade on his hand, capable of transforming into a Saleen Mustang police car. Contained within his chest is a smaller robot named Frenzy, who is used to hack into things. Both robots are members of the evil faction of robots from the planet Cybertron called the Decepticons.
I wish Barricade was in Transformers 2.
by Kaymactimus April 13, 2011
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barricks whore

Skanks that love to go up to army guys' barricks rooms to have sex..
they usually wander from room to room looking for new G.I.'s to sleep with.

they usually drink all your beer, hit on your boyfriends, spread STD's, hang out around the base.

NO ONE like them.
they like EVERYONE.

they know more about your "battle-buddies" than you do.

They are the girls your drill sergeant warned you about in basic.
NORMAL GIRL: hey, what are you doing tonight?
BARRICKS WHORE: oh i think i'm gonna go up to the barricks tonight
NORMAL GIRL: again? i thought you did that last night..
BARRICKS GIRL: yeah i'm just trying to find a new guy to fuck..i'm running out of guys in 3rd ID..i guess i gotta hit up the rangers..or MP's..or airborne school..those guys will stick it anywhere
NORMAL GIRL: ohhh..i gottta go.
by fuckarmysluts January 6, 2008
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