baesic

A combination of "BAE" and "basic." If you have a crush on a girl but she's a basic bitch than she's your baesic.

Heather is totally my bae!

Dude! She drinks pumpkin spice latex every day and wears nothing but ugg boots, Love Pink sweatshirts, and yoga pants.

I don't care! Those yoga pants and her dreamcatcher tramp stamp really show off dat whooty. Heather is my baesic.

baesic by Johnny Kanaka November 29, 2016

baesic

You best friend who, despite your unconditional love and attempts to make them not appear idiotic, is forever a basic bitch.

Rachel: Ugh why do you hang out with Gabby? She's so basic.

Megan: I know, but she's been my Bae since high school.
Rachel: How Baesic.

baesic by Basic Betch July 12, 2014

Baesic

Noun/adjective

A lover, significant other, or side chick/dude who is widely regarded as basic, consistent with the generally accepted criteria of that state of being, especially as relates to a rebound or anyone who succeeds (or is simultaneous with) a more interesting, intelligent, or worthy counterpart.

See also basic

Have you seen his new girlfriend? How could he even date her after me? #BAESIC

This n*gga don't think I know what he's up to! Who would cheat with such a baesic?

Baesic by Devon Guy May 31, 2018

Baesic Bytch 

Moms who eschew common spelling in favour of seemingly "unique", "modern" spellings of names which are actually asinine, thus burdening their children for life.

Plural: Baesic Bytchis

That Baesic Bytch named her innocent child Makayla Emberlee.

Baesic Bytch by maclacla July 28, 2020

amazon basic

someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.

Person 1: i’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on Black Friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic

amazon basic by independent business owners November 24, 2020

Baesis 

Your sister (biological or unrelated) that is also your bae.

She is both my baesis for life and basis of life.

Baesis by awesomehuman May 27, 2015

ya basic 

Another way to say "you're boring" or "low-class". It's become popular recently largely because of its usage by the character Eleanor on The Good Place.

Basic Ben: Hey Jen, what if the deep state brainwashed us all into forgetting that cereal is just soup, but the broth is milk?
Jen: Just stop, Ben. Please. For your own sake. Ya basic!

ya basic by thicquely February 1, 2018