Bacon Bits

the extra parts of the vagina...also known as the roast beef curtain

man that is one meaty set of bacon bits...she is about used and abused...

by bitchslapextraordinaire December 8, 2003

Bacon Bits

The area in between your nuts and your anus, also called the gooch, which has many little dots of shit from not wiping your ass very well.

you want some bacon bits on your salad

by Spicy January 23, 2003

bacon bit

A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.

As the mistress reached for the wine, a bacon bit fell from her ear into the chicken platter.

by Mama Mott January 30, 2019

Bacon Bits

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

by Danee March 31, 2007

OG Bacon Bits

OG Bacon Bits A.k.a Wild Pigs or Boars.

Dinoman : Back in my day Wild Pigs or Boars were called OG Bacon Bits!

by Mr.Dinoman July 15, 2017

Bacon Bits Tits

Something as awesome as bacon bits and tits all at once, if that's possible.

This beer is the Bacon Bits Tits man.

by Ynot2 April 25, 2013

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009