bacon bit

A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or bacon, they're given the diminutive nickname of "bacon bit".

I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I just realized it was the bacon bits they use for mall security.

by Ovary July 23, 2002

bacon bits

Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.

"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."

by Bunn4r October 11, 2007

bacon bits

"backon bit": 1.is a basically a cop that doesnt have a fucking clue what hes job is or was ever about for example.......

ohk my friend nick yells out "bacon bits"
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad

by brian rainey October 28, 2006

bacon bit

A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.

As the mistress reached for the wine, a bacon bit fell from her ear into the chicken platter.

by Mama Mott January 30, 2019

OG Bacon Bits

OG Bacon Bits A.k.a Wild Pigs or Boars.

Dinoman : Back in my day Wild Pigs or Boars were called OG Bacon Bits!

by Mr.Dinoman July 15, 2017

Bacon Bits Tits

Something as awesome as bacon bits and tits all at once, if that's possible.

This beer is the Bacon Bits Tits man.

by Ynot2 April 25, 2013

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009