A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or bacon, they're given the diminutive nickname of "bacon bit".
I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I just realized it was the bacon bits they use for mall security.
by Ovary July 23, 2002
Get the bacon bitmug. by Bunn4r October 11, 2007
Get the bacon bitsmug. "backon bit": 1.is a basically a cop that doesnt have a fucking clue what hes job is or was ever about for example.......
ohk my friend nick yells out "bacon bits"
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad
by brian rainey October 28, 2006
Get the bacon bitsmug. A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.
by Mama Mott January 30, 2019
Get the bacon bitmug. by Mr.Dinoman July 15, 2017
Get the OG Bacon Bitsmug. by Ynot2 April 25, 2013
Get the Bacon Bits Titsmug. Crisp "juicy deep-fried" twangy-electric-guitar undertone/accompaniment-accents that create satisfying additional fullness/richness to a bouncy melody.
Succulent "fruits 'n' vegetables" compositions --- i.e., songs with lovely bold tones from horns, woodwinds, strings, and keyboards, and with a nice lively thumpy-thump beat --- are all well and good on their own, but they are always so much more audibly "fulfilling" if there are a moderation of musical "bacon bits" sprinkled in throughout the tune, as well. Check out towing-serviceman Ron Pratt's theme song on YouTube to see what I mean.
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
Get the musical "bacon bits"mug.