by Kayleigh! May 23, 2008
by Kayleigh! May 23, 2008
The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.
Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.
Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.
Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.
by Lacey666 November 30, 2011
Minutes before sex, eat some Exlax, bran, and drink Mountain Dew. Shortley thereafter, when you are buttblasting some trim (or other dude, I guess, if you are a homo - no offense), you pull out quickly. You then blow monkey-style butt mud on your lady. After she shits herself (literally), you make up a vague excuse that you are a network rendering guy, and it just happened - your bad.
Gary, I gave that piece of trim a Boston Backburner last night. She shit, and I am not getting ass tonight. Oh well, I have a bunch of rendering work to do.
by JackAssPounder_69 November 10, 2007
Before banging doggie style, eat Boston Baked Beans and take Exlax. Shit on your partner's back and quickly pour Barcadi 151 and light using a fart blowtorch.
After getting blitzed on 151, Gary realized he was balls deep in this dude's ass and what he was doing was ueber gay. To counter his faggot-ness he employed a Flaming Boston Backburner and ran like hell.
by RenderMaker November 06, 2007
A Backburner is someone you'd wait for, your favorite someone, but they'd leave you for their "someone else" without hesitation, they'd use you as a move on material, if they did that then YOUR their backburner. You basically settled for being their backburner without knowing.
by 3udoraaXx April 25, 2024
Otherwise known as a side chick, backup girl, second choice sally, who you call for assistance when your main is busy.
"Alyssa will always be a backburner bitch, she doesn't have what it takes to be anyones number one girl"
by Crazycatlady562 November 30, 2023