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Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.
by jews69 March 20, 2016
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while I was playing rocket league I scored a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot!
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Over The Backboard

When the ejaculate from your self-induced orgasm sails beyond the tissue/napkin/jizz rag and lands somewhere else.
Guy #1: "Hey dude, what's that white stain on your coffee table?"

Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".
by heyhobobbyjoe July 19, 2010
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boston backboard

while in the sitting position or on their knees holding a measuring cup in their mouth by the handle. the male shoots a load of cum off the females forehead head and into the measuring cup.
by allen bak February 22, 2008
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The Backboard

(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.
So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.
by Shoeless October 17, 2005
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Amish backboard

Dave asked since we are in a blackout why not a little Amish backboard
by white-choclatte June 12, 2017
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scott backboard

when you hold someones hand ten lick the back hairs off of them is a sccott backboard
scott was with his dad when his dad said ' why dont you give me a scott backboard' scott bent over and licked every hair of of him on his back
by ethan frikitich December 2, 2019
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