Back porch fucking

When you fuck someone in the ass

I heard Brandon is a real good at back porch fucking

by BigkingLee September 16, 2016

Back Porch Tummy Lifter

Method devised to allow the mating process of two super behemoths.

Leroy finally closed the deal with Lefonda by employing the back porch tummy lifter!

by Lumpuckeroris April 16, 2009

Junk on the back porch

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".

That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".

by Btown Carter October 31, 2018

Hosing off the back porch

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you

He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick

by Huser February 3, 2007

Debbies Back Porch

Debbie's back porch AKA: Debs or Debs-mauth is the most ghetto redneck bar in Land O Lakes, Florida. If you want to find some crazy snookers and get roofied by Roofy-Ray check it out! Also has mad-bowling game to play when snooked up, watch out for the jello-shots and the canook!

Hey man are we going to Debbies back porch tonight to get some snookers and pick up some Racetrack hotties?

I don't know man I don't want to get roofied by Roofy-Ray, make sure you cover beer.

Awh come on we can get some debs-mouth.

by debslover February 4, 2010

montana's back porch brew

An unfortunate name for a cocktail given by one of North Americas largest restaurant chains.

Might mean something rude or it might not!!!

Guy 1 : I just had dinner. Want to smell my Montana's back porch brew.

Guy 2: ooh! can I have a montana's back porch brew.

by kopking August 15, 2007

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017