baby bird hands

Handling someone/something with the upmost care. Being gentle.

Traveling with Rob is such a crapshoot that his delivery needs to be handled with Baby Bird Hands.

by Rehobothboy4life April 20, 2017

shakin' hands with the baby

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

Baby hand

an underdeveloped hand

Gil's baby hand freaked us out really badly, but we needed to touch it.

by Maverick33 April 28, 2011

baby's handbag

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.

Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.

by foxyleelou November 27, 2013

Hand Baby

When a female tries to get pregnant unbeknownst to the male by transferring sperm “with the hand” from the stomach, buttocks, mouth, etc to the vagina for the purposes of relationship entrapment.

Any child produced for or by the aforementioned method.

Mike dumped his girlfriend when he saw her trying to make a Hand Baby.

by SleepyZ April 9, 2004

Second-Hand Baby

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.

Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.

by scottdrums January 14, 2014

babyhands

the word babyhands means one of two things 1. you have a tiny hands compared to your body like a babys hands or. you have swift hands for stealing and doing other notorious tasks that require smooth hands..like a baby

1. That kid dan has some babyhands man i saw him go into 7/11 and steal like 20 packs of gum damn.
2. Evans babyhands were just small enought to fit throught the tiny hole.

by gabby numings April 8, 2007