Baby

1- What you call your partner (boyfriend/girlfriend)

2-A small screaming humanoid that your wife sharted out and is the consequence of unprotected sex

1-"Hey baby"
"Hey"

2-"Oh no I had a baby"
"That's unfortunate"

by Mr mcnuggets March 12, 2020

Baby

The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like

Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

Baby

4.5 ounces of powder cociane AKA 1/8th of a Kilo.

Yo Dog... Let me get a baby.

by Nims66 October 12, 2008

Baby

Person: nickname of American film actress Lauren Bacall, given by her (then) boyfriend, actor Humphrey Bogart, in recognition of her youth in relation to his own age.

Bogart once famously quipped "Whatever Baby wants, Baby gets."

by speedog May 27, 2010

Baby

Something that cries, poops, and eats. They are also adorable. They also might give you nightmares.

Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!

Baby: No.

Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?

Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...

Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!

The Mom wakes up

Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?

Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.

Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.

by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp January 29, 2016

Baby

Newborn, infant.

A name of endearment.

Marsha; Baby-Hon, take your break

Saints; walk away and takes her break

What a cute baby!!!

What's her name?

by Saints September 20, 2003

Baby

what you call your friend/bf/gf/mom when they won’t respond to your messages.

Hello?
HELLOOO
Baby

by bunnyloaf78 November 17, 2019