Terrible indigestion caused by bad food; particularly cafeteria eggs. Foul belches, reeking of sulfur, taste and smell as if the emitter had eaten a few handfuls of match heads. Radius of the stench from the emitter ranges anywhere between 20-100 feet, with a dissipation time of about 20-30 minutes (depending on the surrounding environment- longer dissipation time indoors and near fabric). Sulfur Burps works it's way down the digestive tract, resulting in Sulfur Farts, before clearing up over the course of 1-3 days. Sulfur Farts typically occur simultaneously with Sulfur Burps, so the end of this affliction is doubly wretched and embarrassing.
Jane- "I heard Chris burp in the breakroom and now it smells like Hell in there!"
Tom- "Yeah. He came down with a bad case of the Sulfur Burps..."
Tom- "Yeah. He came down with a bad case of the Sulfur Burps..."
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A lung burp is an action in which you burp and it feels bubbly and tastes of smoke. A lung burp is a possible precursor of emphysema and a warning for smokers to decide to take a break, or quit smoking. If you feel a lung burp coming on it is good etiquette to burp into your arm because lung burps reek.
After i clearing a fifty of weed and tobacco at six am i caught the metro at 12pm then an unexpected lung burps commenced on the local metro causing a hot girl to smirk then seek a seat far far away.
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Get the lung burps mug.The terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more Joose beverages the night before. Purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. Alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you've had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. However due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. Also your heart might blow up.
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smoking weed or taking large hits while eating causes more, larger buddha burps
smoking weed or taking large hits while eating causes more, larger buddha burps
"the teacher caught me high after lunch cause i was buddha burping all 4th period"
"i took such a big hit i have the buddha burps"
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