Tits in the Bum

The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete

"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"

"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"

by Glenn Derr January 2, 2012

Stub in the bum

This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.

Brooklyn: Wanna go ride bikes today?
Dave: Nah sorry, going to go Stub in the Bum instead

by Euan Haines December 29, 2020

big fat nigger in my bum

A large and slightly obese nigga giving anal sex to one’s self

I would love a big fat nigger in my bum right about now

by Lincoln69 suck my cock nigga July 20, 2022

cum in the bum

When A guy shoots his load into a chicks arse - aka 'C in the B'

"Would you like some Cum in the Bum?"

by Robert J. Melrose May 18, 2003

a finger in the bum

A line said by the character Euron Greyjoy in episode 3, A Queens Justice, season 7 in the TV-series Game of Thrones. The phrase is used to further inquire what a specific sexual partner might enjoy during intercourse.

Euron:“Does she like it gentle or rough?”

Jamie: *Thinks to himself, what is this guy on about?!* “...”

Euron: “...A finger in the bum?”

by Nibbashit February 3, 2018

Egg In A Bum

similar egg in a nest and egg in a bun but the said person has homosexual tendencies

cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!

by davethejag November 3, 2007

egg in a bum

a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum

cor look at baldy julian with phil there, a right pair of shirtlifter, i bet he's an egg in a bum!

by davethejag November 8, 2007