The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

breeding kink

Being sexually aroused by the idea of having sex without a condom or being inseminated.

1:Babe, I think I have a breeding kink.
2: So I no longer have to worry about pulling out?

by Ashbooquinn February 14, 2018

wife breeding

When your wife is paired up to have sex with other men for the purpose of getting pregnant. Having unprotected sex with another mans wife for the purpose of getting her pregnant.

I was unable to father children so we turned to "wife breeding" to get my wife pregnant. My wife had an affair and now shes pregnant as a result of "wife breeding."

by Dancerooster January 15, 2020

You breed with the mouth of a goat

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.

Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

by Drokhan May 8, 2014

Sea Bream

Sea Bream are very large firm-fleshed white women who inhabit Britains clubs and are often encountered on a night out. Even when drunk it is not advised to swim with these beasties!!

Lewis "Oh no shanes caught a Sea Bream!!"

Will "He will regret that in the morning!"

by Davdk October 21, 2011

Beemovie

A unit of measurement of time. Is approximately 1 hour and 35 minutes. First used in 2007 for Simon J. Smith's master of a movie, which was exactly 1 beemovie long.

Bro 1: Hey dude, how long will this car ride be?
Bro 2: Approximately 2 and a half beemovies depending on traffic.
Bro 1: sweet.

by SuperM789 March 9, 2019

submissive and breedable

-submissive means being the opposite of dominant, hence being the bottom
-breedable means that you are fufilling of the qualities that make you able to be filled with semen

“omg did you see michael’s story today?”
“yeah, they looked so submissive and breedable LMFAO”

by poopsmeller123 August 3, 2021