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Boy Only You'd Fuck. Acronym used between girls to refer negatively to one another's boyfriends and as an extension one another's bad taste in guys. Similar to MILF.
I can't believe you're going out with Luke. He's such a loser.

Yeah he's a BOYF.
BOYF by Chuck Anklefucker January 5, 2010
A shorter, simpler way to say “boyfriend” that sounds cooler
Ew Karen has a boyf now.
boyf by Deletus the Fetus November 8, 2019
A sneaky contraction of fuck boy. It's just switched around so people don't get upset.
Boyf, she did not do that. We all know you're lying
Boyf by Tonald Dump April 25, 2016
your designated boytoy with no commitment on your part. more than one is encouraged.
"I miss my boyf"
"which one?"
boyf by waffelluver69 January 31, 2022
A word for when you have a boyfriend who is a little gay.
I heard her boyf gets complimented by men more than she does!
boyf by Liulii August 21, 2022
Function: abbreviation, chiefly vulgar

1. Balls on your face, a dismissive response to a lengthy, emotional and sincere inquiry used to indicate that the person issuing the statement holds the other in complete contempt and would happy smother the other with his ball-bag before bothering to respond in a polite and civilized manner

2. Balls on your face, the act of putting ones balls on your face
"I just want to let you know that the way you behaved last night really hurt my feelings. I can't believe that you said those things to me after I paid for you to get into the club. And then you just left? I thought we were good friends, but now I'm questioning that. I guess what I'm trying to say is that sometimes I want to know what's going through your mind. Have a think about it and get in touch. I don't want this to affect things between us."

"BoYF!, that's balls on your face you turd!"