Runners bowels

(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water

After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.

by Joshie G. April 23, 2010

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

Bowel Rot

The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.

The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.

Dad: *Rips Rank ass*

Brother: TF is that smell?!

Sister: Bro was that you?!

Brother: No!

Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.

Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.

*Locks window*

Brother: Oh shit

Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!

by HughJass1986 July 16, 2023

bowel butter

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Bowel Movement

The discharge of waste matter from the large intestine; defecation. In other words, taking a shit.

My mom calls me at work to check if I had a healthy bowel movement.

by Wolowitz' Mother December 30, 2011

Jingle Bowels

Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence

Someone spiked the eggnog and Justin spent copious porcelain time after waking up with a wicked case of the Jingle Bowels.

by JROA December 11, 2008

bowel monkey

a monkey that dwells in one's bowel

*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"

by Decky1 February 10, 2012