mucoturd

Noun. A particularly obnoxious jackass. See also prick

Jill's boyfriend dumped her via email--what a mucoturd!

by jroa August 16, 2006

Jingle Bowels

Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence

Someone spiked the eggnog and Justin spent copious porcelain time after waking up with a wicked case of the Jingle Bowels.

by JROA December 11, 2008