2 definitions by JROA

Noun. A particularly obnoxious jackass. See also prick
Jill's boyfriend dumped her via email--what a mucoturd!
by JROA August 16, 2006
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Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence
Someone spiked the eggnog and Justin spent copious porcelain time after waking up with a wicked case of the Jingle Bowels.
by JROA December 21, 2006
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