bollock

Joanne Pryce

ha bollock

by a palmer December 17, 2003

bollock

a castrated bull testicle

dude ur sucking on a bullock

by Shaw March 29, 2005

bollock

Scrotum, and form of punishment/insult

"Oi BALLBAG!!"
"Your in for a good ol bollocking"
"You fucking hairy scrotum"
<russian with 3 testicals> "ooja-nicka bollockoff"

by Stylee September 26, 2003

Bollock Head

Someone who has a massive butt ugly slap head with horrible pubic like, fuzzy hair and no fringe.

Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head

by Peekes May 22, 2016

Bollock Emptier

A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance

Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.

Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”

by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021

Bollock Yoghurt

Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.

He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.

by Rees October 20, 2004