blumpkin
The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.
blumpkin by CassiusKarp June 11, 2010
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A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:
* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream
* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream
Blumpkin by Dick Cramden July 21, 2009
blumpkin
to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
blumpkin by bread infection February 22, 2007
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Blumpkin by Jesussssssssssssssss April 16, 2009
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blumpkin by nipplefish April 8, 2004
blumpkin
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.
Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting.
hmmmmmm
hmmmmmm
blumpkin by person2u2u February 21, 2007
blumpkin
Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
Also used as a chant during basketball games.
Also used as a chant during basketball games.
blumpkin by Salt Daddy April 1, 2007