Lying blatantly to your audience

To inculcate ideas you want them to act upon.

Hym "Lying blatantly to your audience is something that Dr. K LOVES to do."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

Blatant Idiot

Someone who is much beyond an average idiot, and has quite simply become so stupid it is ridiculous.

A person may be a blatant idiot if they ask stupid questions, or think an apple is an orange.

by Monkey man3000 June 19, 2009

blatany

the act of licking another person's eyeball with one's tongue; blatany derives from the Latin "blattire" meaning "to lick seeing-organ."

The word entered regular English usage through a bad Full Metal Alchemist anime dub in which the name of the character Gluttony was translated as Blatany. The modern definition is thought to have arisen from association with the character's distinguishing tongue and unholy hunger.

Blatany is the sweetest sin, baby. Hold still while I run my tip across your--OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD FEELING IN THE WORLD! Why would anyone lick anyone else's eyeball!?

Leviticus 18:36-38 - Thou shalt not blatanize with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Actually, don't do it with womankind, either; that stuff is nasty. And she probably won't be into it, either.
Let me tell you Bro, it's not gonna help your chances of impressing her. Not one bit.

by ElJavo May 13, 2010

The Pinnacle of Blatant

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.

'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 2, 2005

Blatant

Very noticeable; used in reference to rude or malicious intent/behavior.

His blatant favoritism didn't win him many firends amongst the other competitors.

by Diggity Monkeez March 28, 2005

blatantize

Making something extremely or ridiculously obvious for unknown or stupid reasons.

Why must he blatantize the fact that he is a moron?

by XA-9 October 11, 2008

Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)

This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.

Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).

Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)

Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.

Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.

Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.

Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!

by Alexander P Jones December 4, 2010