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Cappy Blappy

A nickname used to describe capybaras (plural), often used to describe two capybaras named Gort and Quandale Dingle from the Urban Rescue Ranch in Waco, TX.
OMG ZADDY LOOK AT THEM FINE CAPPY BLAPPYS 😍😍😍
by CappyBlappy July 4, 2022
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blapty

intoxication beyond the ability to communicate or function with others
Joe took his fifth shot only to realize that he was too blapty to drive home.

Jane was so blapty nobody wanted to be around her.
by beefmissile November 6, 2009
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Blapper

A loud v-twin motorcycle, typically a Harley-Davidson, whose exhaust note makes a "blap-blap-blap-blap" sound.
Plug your ears, here comes a buncha grey-beards on their blappers.
by Archetyp0 July 7, 2021
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Jolene Blalock

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.
Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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Blapish

When you have already gone to the bathroom.. but just can't leave your house. .. because your anus is going to probably puke AGAIN any minute...
I don't dare get on my ride and go out for the night because I still feel kind of Blapish....
by SorryNoVanilla February 9, 2021
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Blalls

Blows + Balls = Blalls

Used the same way as the informal definition of "sucks"

When something is disagreeable or disgusting, it blalls.
Man, this game blalls!
by Tizz Mizzle September 26, 2007
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blap crap

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011
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