A point in space with infinite mass and infinite density. Not even light can escape it's gravitational pull.
Scientists study black holes in order to determine how intense gravity dilates time relative between those near it and those observing it.
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
Get the black hole mug.A region or area on Planet Earth where you absolutely cannot get a cell phone signal but everywhere else within the general area you can.
by Boudin169 March 11, 2009
Get the black hole mug.Apparently in the black community, this is a racist term because it has the word "black" in it without any words of praise surrounding it. Because of its political incorrectness, please note that it has now been renamed an African American Quantum Singularity.
John Wiley Price, the Mayor of Dallas and a black judge recently were offended and demanded an apology (no, I'm not making this up) for a white councilman referring to the traffic office as a "black hole" where paperwork is sent and never seen again. "How would you like it if I called it a 'white hole'?" Mr. Wiley-Price immediately retorted. Next on the list: Blackjack, Blackberry and Blackbird.
by FigurinOutLife October 5, 2008
Get the black hole mug.Any place where things go and aren't likely to ever be seen again, such as The Bermuda Triangle, London (for Aussie singer/actresses), or my sister's bedroom when we lived at home.
Mum: "I'm going to vacuum Ali's room, then make dinner."
Bec: "No Mum, don't go in the black hole! We'll never see you again, and Dad's too tired to make dinner!"
Bec: "No Mum, don't go in the black hole! We'll never see you again, and Dad's too tired to make dinner!"
by TrekBec February 4, 2010
Get the black hole mug.by Jeanie April 13, 2006
Get the black hole mug.In porn, a black hole is when the guy is doing the girl missionary or doggy style, and the camera is behind the guy showing his anus. Staring into the black hole will steal your soul.
I was watching Do It Doggy Style, when they kept showing the guy's black hole. I didn't want to lose my soul, so I turned it off.
by ein wrose September 2, 2010
Get the black hole mug.Last night was a black hole. Nobody remembers anything.
We totally black holed last night. All I know is that I'm pretty sure we partied.
We totally black holed last night. All I know is that I'm pretty sure we partied.
by rynomite July 14, 2010
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