bisocial

when people switch back and forth between talking to real people and being on social media in a social gathering.

after willow said hi to the hostess and friends, she started bisocializing by posting selfies on instagram until she saw someone else she wanted to talk to at the party.

by christiaanity December 26, 2014

The BioClock Speaking

An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.

Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

by Belch Queen October 20, 2018

Bipolar

A mental disorder marked by alternating periods of deep depression and extreme euphoria (mania). Contrary to popular belief, the violent mood swings associated with this illness are far more prolonged than ordinary emotional ups and downs, and the shifts of mood are sustained, lasting weeks, months or even years. The classic form of this condition is an extremely severe form of psychiatric disease but in more recent times milder variations more depressive-heavy and less manic have been included. It, however, remains very serious in all its forms and no group of people, mentally ill or mentally healthy, commit suicide half as much as manic-depressives do. It's a horrible disease and certainly not to be trivialised as just "mood swings".

People with bipolar kill themselves more than any other group of people. It's some serious shit.

by Doc_B May 1, 2015

musically-bipolar

a condition of bipolar disorder which prohibits a distinct musical taste.

Dude this chick is totally musically-bipolar, she has Foo Fighters and Snoop Dogg on her ipod.

by bazeballboy5757 July 11, 2009

Biocuck

A Biocuck is a person who denies useful technology, generally (but not always) in favor of inferior biological methods. Although a large portion of the population claims to love technology, the reality is that the vast majority of people are Biocucks. Biocucks are scared of eating lab grown meat, or letting parents select use gene selection for their children. Both the left-wing and right-wing have Biocucks. More examples of Biocuckoldry include hating renewable energy, hating Elon Musk, not wanting to go to space, being anti-trans, being pro-life, and much more.

There is currently dispute on whether social services are considered Biocuckoldry. One line of thought is that "every-man-for-himself" is an outdated Biocuck mentality. However, the leading opinion is that spending resources on useless biological beings is the true form of Biocuckoldry; biology is useless beyond it's functionality.

Whiny Leftist: "I demand a clean environment, but I don't want Elon Musk to be the one to do it! Also, give me UBI"
Based 2026'r: "Shut the fuck up, you fkn Biocuck."
Pro-lifer: "Haha, owned, leftist Biocuck! You look like a tranny by the way!"
Based 2026'r: "Transphobia isn't cool, you're a Biocuck too."

by Based 2026'r November 3, 2020

love bipolar

When you fluctuate between loving and hating someone like a swinging pendulum

Eric: My girlfriend is such a love bipolar, I can never tell when her mood will change

by Avelina November 2, 2013

Bipolar Pussy

The kind of woman who is so wild in bed she might happily do the kinkiest thing your twisted little mind could conjure up and she would really get off on the raw sexual energy from such an act --- but...she could also wake up 3 hours later and go Lorena Bobbit on your ass and lop your dick off with a Ginsu carving knife, tossing your pathetic little wee wee in the huge pond out back to feed the snapping turtles---all because you forgot to put the cap back on the tube of toothpaste. Bipolar pussy is absolute THE BEST sex one could ever have but one has to keep in mind that the crazy IS going to come out eventually so be ready to lose anything and possibly everything. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

SCENE: KITCHEN, A NAKED MAN HAS A NAKED WOMAN BENT OVER THE OPEN DOOR OF HIS STOVE, HER HEAD IS IN THE OVEN AND HE IS FUCKING HER ASS WITH THE HANDLE OF A MEDIUM SAUCEPAN. SHE IS SCREAMING IN ECSTASY.
RITA: Yes, yes! Use the extra large cast iron skillet handle!
As the man hurries to grab the skillet, the CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE ROOM INTO THE FRONT ROOM WHERE RITA'S CLOTHES ARE STREWN ABOUT IN THE ORDER SHE TOOK THEM OFF FROM THE TIME SHE ENTERED THE FRONT DOOR.
ANNOUNCER: Bill thought he had hooked up with a dream woman; one who just gave him the best night of sex he'd ever had...
AND AS THE CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR...
ANNOUNCER: ...but he would soon find out...
CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE HOUSE AND SHOWS BILL'S FRONT LAWN:
Tire tracks are in circles on the front lawn and lead to a Pink Ford Ranger which has the mailbox lodged in it's grill. A Blue Chevy Silverado is parked neatly in the driveway but has "SHE LOVES ME" keyed in the side of the nice paint. And a dog is hanging by its neck from a garden hose which is strung from a short vertical flagpole to the right of the front door.
ANNOUNCER: ...he had hooked up with...Bipolar Pussy!

by theinstigator October 1, 2016