A man named Jason who has a 15 in penis and gets all the boats and how's.
Plays PC all day Plays league 24/7
Thinks his teacher is hot
Says get your greasy ass hands off my phone to his teacher
No gainz
When you're banging a chick, you pull out and bust on your hand, clap your hands together, and then slap her in the face like Big Papi does before every at bat.
Big Papí mis the most wonderful, amazing, and handsome specimen ever! Papí sexually harasses and molests everyone but we all love it. IDK WHAT ID DO WITH OUT MY BIG PAPÍ