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Begels

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.
I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle. My target is piccolo
by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020
mugGet the Begelsmug.

Begel

Clenching and unclenching one's asshole to prevent prolapse
"Bro, an innie I must have, so begels I must do."
by eurmnnn June 10, 2023
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Begel

The act of tightening the Butt hole by holding the Butt hole together often. Like a vagina Kegel.
Heidi needs to begel before she kills us with her egg white farts.
by Prettypervs January 21, 2018
mugGet the Begelmug.

begel

brad does begels to keep his balls firm
by XxuncoiledxX August 4, 2022
mugGet the begelmug.

Begels

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.
I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle.
by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020
mugGet the Begelsmug.

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