beer shit

A runny, burning, putrid smelling dump the morning after a night of heavy beer drinking. All beers produce beer shits, however, it has been theorized that cheap beers such as "Natural Ice" produce the most painful and smelliest.

I drank a 12 pack of Natty Ice last night and am paying for it today. It feels like a beer shit is brewing.

by Howie Feldersnatch2221 December 07, 2009

beer shit

the inevitable nasty shits after a hard night of drinking

by bmacd October 12, 2003

Beer Shit

The odd and often smelly bowel movements formed from a night of heavy drinking. Most beer shits are water based aqueous fluids. College students are particularly susceptible to this occurance.

Student #1- "Dude, I gotta go home."
Student #2- "Why, man?"
Student #1- "I gotta shit sooo bad."
Student #2- "There's a bathroom right there, just use that one."
Student #1- "No, dude; this isn't just any shit, I drank waaay too much last night I'm about to lay down a beer shit."

by tleoxnagshorn September 26, 2009

Beer Shit

Describes the inexplicable phenomena, wherein an unimaginably large bowel movement must occur during the morning hours after a night of consuming lots of alcohol..

My boyfriend is taking a beer shit right now at work. Good thing he works in the hospital so that he can blame the smell on those around him.

by Julie M. February 24, 2006

beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

-"Dude, how was last night, man?!"
-"Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!"

by Adam Fle February 25, 2008

Beer shits

One somebody experiences the following morning after he/she has been drinking all night.

The bathroom has been quarantined due to a massive outbreak of the beer shits.

by Clm55 September 07, 2010

beer shit

After a night of drinking this is the painful shit. Usually it burns on the way out and requires a lot of effort, it also had some weird chemical that seems to give it both adhesive and cohesive qualities.

E.g. That was the worst Beer Shit ever. It burnt and took ages.

by ZebRollerAx7 January 02, 2005