BILF

Beard I'd Like to Fondle

Lea ~ "Holy shitkebabs; see that beautiful bloke over there with a massive beard?"

Victoria ~ "Yeah, what a BILF, let's go fondle it!"

by ichbintimothy February 5, 2014

bilf

Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.

Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.

Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf

You bilf nugget

you bilfing moron.

I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.

by esoterism October 28, 2009

BRILF

BRILF, Brave reliable interesting lovely friend.

I.e

My brother Adam is a brilf.
I have a strong connection with my brother the brilf

by Alridongo November 8, 2020

BILF

A Family Guy joke made by Stewie. A play on the phrase MILF. Stands for Baby I'd Like to Fuck

Stewie: OMG what a BILF

by Mardy M January 17, 2011

BFILF

Best Friend I'd Like (to) Fuck

"I've secretly liked her for a while, she's a BFILF"

by The Original BFILF October 14, 2008

BMILF

An very attractive bridesmaid at a wedding with whom one fantasizes having sexual relations with.

Pippa Middleton totally upstaged the Duchess of Cambridge as the Maid of Honour at the royal wedding. Pippa's a total BMILF ! I think I should tweet about it with hashtag #BMILF !!

by waity-katy May 22, 2011

bilfie

A picture of one's own butt, especially taken as a selfie, while lying on one's stomach, from an over-the-shoulder angle. May also be a shot taken of the mirror reflection of one's butt.

Texting:
Him - Baby, I want to see you. Send me a bilfie.

by Fereshta Shirin January 26, 2018