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Battle Ground 

A small city outside of Vancouver Wa.
Known for its excessive amount of Bunners and hicks.



"Wow that town is a Battle Ground"
Battle Ground by Kayla Burleson August 4, 2008

battle ground highschool 

A high school in battle ground, duh, known for it's aggressive/wild-roaming bunners, overpopulation of slutty freshman, and drugs like marijuana, black-tar, and meth. The bathroom urinals are most likely full of chew/dip. As soon as a bghs girl turns 16 she MUST get a trashy tattoo. The parking lots are full of shitty jeeps and ricers. Not a single attractive teacher presides at BG. They've failed at every sport but golf and boast more STD's than Kenya. If you ever end of having sex with a bghs girl.. wear protection. Your dick with probably turn black and blue if you don't. Whatever you do, don't fuck any bghs females. especially freshman.
"oh you go to battle ground highschool?"
"wow, thats a shitty school"
"I know"
"are you gay?"
"probably"
"you're probably a bunner, drive a jeep, have been arrested for some kind of drug offense, or a whore, aren't you?"
"yup"

Battle Ground 

The town of bunners and drugs, more people brag about doing drugs than actually doing them. A 6th Grader tried to sell me a vape shit. Everyone has a juul, or some type of vape. The schools are the worse.
Don’t move to battle ground.

Battle Ground 

Battle Ground is a small town in Washington where everyone is depressed as fuck because the people here treat everyone like shit. If you think this is a good town to move to your wrong. The kids here are cold they beat you down constantly. There is pointless drama people make up cause it’s “fun.” The guys here are assholes and the girls are sluts. So to save your life your better moving to Africa or some shit.
Wow, Battle Ground got me at an all time low, man.

Battle Ground Cinema Asshole 

When you are in a movie theater and you snuck in a few sodas and bags of candy. Then some asshole who works with a bunch of highschoolers walks in a opens up a garbage bag and says "Put 'er in boys". This man usually has a beard and drives a little Volkswagen Bug that is way to small for him.
"Uhhh we went in to the movie theater yesterday, Some Battle Ground Cinema Asshole took all our stuff."

Battle Ground 

A Small town in southwest Washington known only for its large amount of Apistolic Lutherans, or "Bunners". This town is also full of weed, and std's so be careful, or else.
Damn, Battle ground has really gone to the dump.
Battle Ground by Your boy. June 1, 2017