batmanning

The act of lurking in a dark corner or shadowy area at a party or social event rather than socializing and engaging with others. Particularly revelant if the person is wearing black articles of clothing. Applies only to a single person, not a group of people.

Danielle, stop batmanning and come play beer pong.

Jim was being really weird last night. He just kept batmanning instead of being a good wingman.

by TheATNgUY December 11, 2012

Batemanning

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.

Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.

by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012

batmanning

suddenly and silently disappearing without a trace and with no forewarning becoming completely unreachable by any communications device or service

7:14 pm:

hi sugar

hey lil mama, what's up?

ooh you tickle me with that!

that's what's up, lil mama

what are you doing tonight?

...

hello?

...

8 am the next day

yo, lil mama what's up?

lol, nothin if you keep batmanning out on me like that!!!

by classic1979 April 27, 2009

Batmanning

To beat someone to the point where if they do not receive medical attention they will soon die.

Dude last week I want to court for batmanning Greg, ended up getting assault and battery and attempted murder.

by Syzygy21 October 26, 2014

Blackmanning

The act of hitting someone with several lamps. (Usually happens under alcohol influence.)

"I hate it when Timothy gets drunk. He starts blackmanning all of us, dude."

"All blackmanners are fucking assholes."

"Shit, he blackmanned you good."

by AlfredfromStateFarm February 13, 2017

Batmanning

Batmanning refers to the act in an online shooter when you drop from above and use melee to take out an unsuspecting opponent.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH my kill/death ratio was ruined by this batmanning asshole. I didn't even know he was in that tree until I saw the instant replay

by Pharoah Ashseti August 18, 2018

Batmanning

A two gay, two irl sex position. The girls both use the same double-ended dildo while each one blows one of the guys. Everyone is getting pleased. Called batmanning because I’m action, it somewhat looks like Batman’s insignia

Jill and I got together with Joe and Jane. We were batmanning all night long.

by Madmaximus February 16, 2020