L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

D.B.D

Death By Dick is when you die while getting dicked down by a male partner. DBD is the ultimate way to go out if you enjoy sex more than the average person. More common to happen during rough sex, risky sex, or dangerous sex, it could even happen during regular sex if you're old. DBD is dieing while you have sex.

"Jos-B, he's going to kill me if he doesn't relax!"
"Why are you complaining about it. D.B.D is how I want to go out."

"I'm not complaining, I'm just saying, that's how I'm going out."

by Katie.Bean September 10, 2019

B.D.K.D

An acronym used when one chooses not to spell out badonkadonk

His hair grows faster than my B.D.K.D. at Thanksgiving.

by tailoredsuperlative January 12, 2009

B.A.D.D

Big.
Ass.
Donkey.
Dick

have you seen the b.a.d.d lately?
what's the b.a.d.d?
the Big Ass Donkey Dick........

by Dino June 16, 2003

B.A.D.D.

Bleeds
And
Doesn't
Die

DAD: Your mother is B.A.D.D.
SON: That's not possible ! How does she defy nature like that.
DAD: No man has figured it out yet---but we are repeatedly told it's our fault.
SON: When I get old--- like you---I'll cure this
DAD: I remember when I knew it all too---then I meet your mother.

by Bandito Bodyman March 18, 2014

D.B.D

A poor quality illegal D.V.D bought from a oriental women resulting in the above pronounciation.

Would you like buy D.B.D?

by Oliver Smith December 24, 2008

B-F-D-D-I-Y-B

Big-Flappy-Donkey-Dick-In-Your-Butt

yo bro, how did your girlfriend like that B-F-D-D-I-Y-B last night ?

by andy <3 - DD June 1, 2013