Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

bone a phone

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.

Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.

by hnoss April 6, 2017

Bone barrel

a slang term for female genitalia

"Hey babe, why don't you put that big 'ol bone into my bone barrel" - L

by thewhitegandhi November 4, 2020

bumming my bone

A sexual turn off.

"Geez Kim, you need to wax your moustache, it's bumming my bone"

by tree fingers January 9, 2014

Bone catcher

An extremely sexually active woman who also enjoys sexual variety.

Jenna banged three different guys at the party last night. She's a real bone catcher when she gets drunk!

by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017

Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010