Azerbaijan

A very misunderstood country who Armenians claim never had a statehood until 1918 just because in their previous statehoods they did not call themselves ‘Azerbaijan’ throughout most of the period. The country had created a large 551 year lasting empire under various Azerbaijani dynasties, the Qoyunlus, Safavids, Afsharids and Qajars. The descendants of the Azerbaijanis include the Oghuz Turks that came to the Caucasus in 11th century AD, the Medians, an Iranic people who were indigenous to northwestern Iran (Iranian Azerbaijan) and the Mannaeans, the oldest ancestors of the Azerbaijanis (Proto-Azeris, you can say), a Caucasian people (Indigenous to the Caucasus) who weee a tribe but had then migrated at around the 1st millennium BC to northwestern Iran (Again, Iranian Azerbaijan) to create a kingdom called Mannaea.

The word Azerbaijan is actually a couple millennia evolving from the 4th century BC kingdom name Atropatene.

Rob: Wait I thought it was America that founded the Oil Industry, well, energy industry
John: Nope, it’s actually this country called Azerbaijan

by ChampionAz November 22, 2024

159th school in azerbaijan

worst school in azerbaijan the teachers here suck as especially leyla fuck her

Father : Son, I'm enrolling you in 159th school in azerbaijan.
Son : oh my fucking god please kill yourself dad

by ralseigaming24 December 31, 2024

159th school in azerbaijan

The school that i wouldn't offer you to go if you ever born in azerbaijan.
fuck that school fuck the teachers

Guy 1 : One of my co-leagues was a student in 159th school in azerbaijan
Guy 2 : I hope he fucking dies

by ralseigaming24 December 31, 2024

Azerbaijan technology

An adjective for a company that is very seccessful.

Example for the word:

Someone: did you hear how many watches ive selled?
Someone2: yeah it became a real azerbaijan technology

by Moisidoot August 28, 2025

azerbaijan fetish

having a very heavy fetish of the country or flag of azerbaijan.

Person 1: Yo
Person 2: Azerbaijan Flag
Person 1: Do you have a azerbaijan fetish?

by BroImBORED June 10, 2024

coca cola older than Azerbaijan

An Armenian meme with faulty logic that forgets about the Atabegs of Azerbaijan and Atropatene. According to the meme's logic, Turkish people and their ancestors never had a country until 1923, ergo, according to this logic, The Turks never did the Armenian genocide.

Narek: Honestly as an Armenian, this whole "coca cola older than Azerbaijan" shtick is just dumb.
Krikor: I agree, I mean take a look at Germany, there was never a country called Germany until the 1800s.
Narek: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ChampionAz May 2, 2025

Azerbaijan Technology

Azerbaijan Technology™ is a f̶i̶c̶t̶i̶t̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ cooperate entity. It’s a startup founded by an ambitious 14-year-old Azerbaijani boy that provides a variety of a technological services solutions worldwide, especially through a widespread advertising campaign on Instagram. Currently hiring humans (optional)

I cannot believe my best friend works for Azerbaijan Technology!😱

by eggman nega May 3, 2025