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axolotl

A larval salamander in the larval stage. Also used for nonsense in MAD Magazine. This is a word of the ancient Nahuatl Indian language used by the Aztecs and Toltecs. Other Nahuatl words are Quetzal and Quetzalcoatl.
If you disturb the Axolotl, I'll sic my Quetzal on you!!
by Norman December 5, 2003
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axolotl

1. A funny word found in the marginalia of early Mad Magazines. cf "potrzebie"

2. Early developmental stage of a salamander, analogous to a pollywog or tadpole.
by wildbill1946 October 24, 2003
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axolotl

A common phrase used to say goodbye to friends, similar to "see you later!" (Pronuciation: Ox-ul-LOT-tle)
Hey Fred, it was nice talking to you ... I gotta go ... AXOLOTL!
by Anonymous November 1, 2003
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real axolotl hours

The hours between midnight and dusk when you start swimming on land/water craving that good shit
Joey: hey man, its real axolotl hours

Dave: no way man, last time I woke up in barbeque sauce
by Pure_On_Cancer February 21, 2018
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Axolotl

A salamander that only lives in Mexico.
Axolotls are small salamanders with frills on the side of their head.

They can be pets but are fairly hard to take care of and are not recommended for beginners.
"Hey look at my Axolotl!"

"Oh cute!"
by ShiSashimi August 28, 2021
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Aubergine Axolotl

The aubergine axolotl, also known by the scientific name of Ambystoma melongena, is an elusive amphibian, a lover of caves and other fresh, humid environments in general. As the name itself suggests, the aubergine axolotl would appear as a quadrupedal animal, physiognomically identical to an axolotl, but characterized by a more rounded body, with intense purple pigmentation and the typical aubergine petiole where the tail should be located. An adult individual can measure up to 30cm and weigh between 1.5kg and 2kg. Characterized by an ungainly gait accompanied by the "Pillar's Men Theme" in the background, it is a species in danger of extinction. The researchers would all agree on the fact that the decimation of the number of individuals was induced by the disproportionate use of the same in Italian cuisine, especially in the South, for the creation of dishes such as aubergine parmigiana or the simpler grilled aubergines.

To date, the reproductive mechanism of the animal has not been defined, since there have been few contacts with it (not to mention the fact that all the aubergine axolotls studied were eaten as a snack between one break and another)
(Pillar’s Men Theme in background)

A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

B: Bro, IT’S AN AUBERGINE AXOLOTL!

A: O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

A e B do a Jojo Pose with aubergine axolotl
by El Basurero October 9, 2023
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axolotl

a very kind broken boy with mommy issues and a streak of toxicity. commonly referred to as "Him"
person 1: holy did u see axolotl walk by in the hall today with his lax stick
person 2: i heard he knows Kiki Rice
all: no wayyyyy
by fawthy December 23, 2021
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