Type 2 Asthma

Like the first type, Type 2 Asthma is a respiratory condition that makes breathing very difficult. Which can cause very heavy (Sexual) breathing. But what's also unique to this, is that it causes the person to have conditions very similar to Autism. As in the person is mentally stupid and doesn't have Common Sense. Side effects of Type 2 Asthma is that it causes the person to have orgasms or act very constipated.

"Guys I think this kid has Type 2 Asthma"

by NWCTA_Vocab March 27, 2019

arthmeatus

When consuming large quantities of meat, a person's joint/s may lock up

- Hey Brent, what's wrong?

- I just ate a full rack of baby backs and got arthmeatus in my knees.

by phatfil October 30, 2013

Meme asthma

That moment when you saw something so funny you wheeze, start laugh coughing, and then it turns into a full on miserable cough.

Damn, Alex just slipped on the oil I set up in the kitchen to prank him. I don't regret it, I got such a good laugh out of it it gave me meme asthma!

by TheRoachUnderYourTable August 4, 2020

asthma attack

A severe episode of the respiratory disease asthma; generally consisting of coughing, wheezing, pressure in the chest, and shortness of breath. Often brought on by an asthmatic's trigger which can be irritants in the air(tobacco smoke,pollution, strong fumes), exercise, allergens (pollen, dander), cold air, etc. Those who have been diagnosed with the disease often have emergency medication in the form of an inhaler on hand to help hinder any sudden attacks. In severe cases, an asthma attack can result in the need for urgent hospitalization. These attacks should under no circumstances be taken lightly, as they can become life-threatening.

One of Bob's asthma triggers is vigorous exercise. Bob joins the basketball team. On the first day of practice, he was so excited that he forgot to take his inhaler beforehand. The coach had the team perform harsh running drills and Bob soon had an asthma attack.

by faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack May 29, 2008

asthma

A serious disease. Do to one's Bronchial Tube swelling and oxygen not being able to pass through ones system easly. If you have asthma then there is a pretty good chance that you are allergic to something.Asthma is something to be taken serouisly. A common steriotype is that asthma is found in only fat kids and nerds. If someone has an asthma attack, then they will probably use something called an inhaler or a "puffer". If you have it bad enough, it may be fatal. It may heal over time and it may devlope over time too.
See: weezing

Girl: Wanna play soccer?
girl 2: Sorry, i'm going out to get a new inhaler. Can I play after?
Girl: You have asthma?
Girl 2: Obvy...

by Lizzie_the_great September 30, 2005

Asthma

Because out of all the things that you could be bad at, you suck at breathing

A: Dude you suck at breathing
B: Yeah I've got asthma.

by Cringemastah64 September 20, 2017

Asthmaids

Hardcore unprotected sex with an infected partner for too long and hard where your breathing becomes problematic and the development of asthma and other respiratory illness is inevitable. It is the combination of Aids and Asthma, tending to be most common in lesser developed countries.

I went to the doctor today and was diagnoased with asthmaids, oh shit. No more sex for me.

by XgongiveittoyaJC August 19, 2010