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awkward silence turtle

One of many useful hand gestures to use when stuck in an awkward situation. Made by placing one hand on top of the other and wiggling your thumbs as though they are flippers.

The dead awkward silence turtle is also fun, made with your palms facing up, and is a much more amusing silence breaker.
Mandy: "Hey how was saturday night?"

Tim: "I had sex with a transexual"
Mandy:*awkward silence turtle*

Tim:"Turns out it was your brother."
Mandy: *dead awkward silence turtle"
by Karakas August 14, 2009
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awkward silence

an awkward silence is a moment when everything suddenly goes quiet and it feels awkward. Some people say that for every awkward silence, there is a gay baby born.
Wow there was just an awkward silence for this means a gay baby was born.
by I AM IRON MAN. October 7, 2009
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what you hear when u tell your girlfreind your gay....
When i finally told her, there was this weird awkward silence
by Johnny Hush September 1, 2008
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Awkward Silence

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This was Awkward Silence: 3.ly/2HYg
by johnny pseudo January 20, 2011
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Awkward silence mode

When in a relationship. Both parties don't talk to each other anymore because they are not interested in each other or when they start talking but the confersation ends after five or ten minutes.
Person one: 'Kate and Steve used to talk to each other for hours and now they just don't. They sit next to each other and do nothing'

Person two: 'They are in awkward silence mode. So sad.'
by MaYa4 March 11, 2010
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awkward silence

Can take place at different situations-for example when someone farts at dinner,or when u say "Dude,Fuck my boss!!!" and then u realize he's right behind u because of the way your job mate is staring at u...Or when u pass by a person u had the craziest sex with,2 days ago and u both were dopped as hell and then u realized it was your friends mother
Shawn:"dog' you're going to love my parents-my mom baked those delicious cookies for friday-now' I want to you to meet my mom-mom,this is Benny!"

---------awkward silence....-----------

me:"yeahh,hy,,miss...hey...---listen Shawn,where's the bathroom?..."
by Benny D1 March 26, 2007
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an awkward silence is often followed by the birth of a retarded baby. in the event of an awkward silence, one often feels compelled to say "a retarded baby was just born," not only to break the awkwardness, but also to remind others of the myriad of awkward silences created by retarded babies, as shown in the example below, in which an imaginary retarded baby creates multiple awkward silences.
sue: "ooohhhhh you're baby's so cute! what's her name?!"
leslie: "his name is livingstyn rochhe barrell III. and--
retard: "LKDJFDKLSJ WAYGHJRTN EHHHHHHH (head lolls to side)"
sue: "oooh um...uhhh...soo...this is an awkward silence...anyways, byeee! great seeing you!"
sue calling pat: "omg leslie has a retarded baby!"
pat: "oooh awk."
by Kate and Olivia January 10, 2007
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