awesome possum

Worst Sonic the Hedgehog clone ever. Don't even bother trying to find any gameplay in this rotten pile of dogshit.

Upon first playing Awesome Possum, I wanted to heave myself off of a very tall building and hopefully catch my eyelid on a nail.

awesome possum by Lightbunny January 9, 2003

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awesome possum

A phrase equivalent to "spiffy" or "neat." It is best used as a sentence by itself or with "yo" immediately following.

Awesome possum, yo!

awesome possum by Vertigo September 2, 2002

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awesome possum

1. An term of exclamation, generally used when something totally cool happens (e.g. a kid accidentally lights himself on fire, an old lady falls down, or a drunk guy gets knoked out cold)
2. archaic What pilgrims would say after sex

see also word Right on Saigon /word

You: "That pilgrim just got punched in the gut by an old lady!"

Me: "Awesome possum!"

awesome possum by Abe Licoln September 18, 2003

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Awesome Possum

(N) noun:
Derived from France and Germany.
From the Summer of 2010, two mischievous young ladies... Having the time of their lives, have a camera battel, one says she's super cool and the other says she's awesome. The other, in an effort to win the popularity contest blurts out a word so ingenious creating a rhyming apocalyptic eventual phenomena. I'm Awesome Possum!!!
Funnier than Awesome Blossum and more sophisticated than Awesome Fossum.
Please note: this word does not in any way literally visualize an awesome 'possum'.
Possums are hideous and therefore are not awesome.

Anna: Omg Julie! You're so freakin awesome possum!
Julie: Bahhumbug pish posh! Dont be silly I am NO possum!
Anna: Fail Julie, I meant it in a good way.
Julie: Oh fantastic! Let's celebrate over a cup of tea!
Anna: You're only my friend because you have an awesome possum British accent.
Julie: Your brain is equivalent to that of a possum.
Anna: An Awesome Possum-possum brain! (pun-intended).

Awesome Possum by The_Alien_Next_Door October 20, 2012