Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.
"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."
"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."
"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."
by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012
Get the Autoerotic Mummification mug.a.) A form of motorsport where a person can race anything from a completely stock grocery-getter to a full spec racecar can race against the clock around cones for bragging rights on what a good driver they are.
b.) Something you love that takes all of your time, energy, money, and attention. (also see wife or spouse)
b.) Something you love that takes all of your time, energy, money, and attention. (also see wife or spouse)
"I would have liked to get a full night sleep, afford to eat lunch all week, and do yard work this last week, but I had an autocross on Sunday and I needed new tires."
by Jeff "The Thorn" H October 16, 2008
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by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
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Get the autograffiti mug.if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism
by david bunn December 14, 2004
Get the retro-temporal-autoeroticism mug."Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."
Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation
Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009
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My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2021
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