Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012

autocross

a.) A form of motorsport where a person can race anything from a completely stock grocery-getter to a full spec racecar can race against the clock around cones for bragging rights on what a good driver they are.

b.) Something you love that takes all of your time, energy, money, and attention. (also see wife or spouse)

"I would have liked to get a full night sleep, afford to eat lunch all week, and do yard work this last week, but I had an autocross on Sunday and I needed new tires."

by Jeff "The Thorn" H October 16, 2008

autoerotic hyperventilation

A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.

Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.

by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

autograffiti

The signing of one's name on walls, shirts, or other surfaces in the form of graffiti.

Tom's name appeared in the form of autograffiti on my garage door.

by Lomhelsie Wellster January 17, 2008

retro-temporal-autoeroticism

the act of traveling back in time and haveing sex with your self.

if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism

by david bunn December 14, 2004

AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.

"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

autotrump donations

A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.

My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2021