Australia...Well First Off, Our Koalas Aren't Bears!! They're Called Koalas, Not Koala Bears!! Kangaroos Do NOT Hop Down All The Streets!! We DO Go To Normal Schools. And For Gods Sake, We Aren't All Steve Irwin, We Don't Wrestle Crocs All Day. We Barely Even Talk Like He Does.
I Come From A Land Down Under. A.K.A. Australia.
by Emochild. April 2, 2006
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The continent which provides the best defense from the rest of the world in the the board game, "Risk". Controlling this continent provides the owner with two extra armies at the beginning of his/her turn. This strategy is also called the "stoner strategy", because some players chill in the corner of the world building up their massive, ass-reaming army until they decisively unleash it upon an unsuspecting world. Australia is best defended by placing all armies in the country, "Siam" which is the only entrance to the continent.
Dude, you just took Australia. You asshole.
by fuegofuego December 26, 2009
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Australia is home to some of the most deadly animals in the world snakes, large salt water crocodiles, deadly spiders, box jellyfish, great white sharks, stingrays, bogans, hoons, wild weather
Australia: True meaning of death
by IGrayfoxI March 23, 2013
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A kickass country/continent in the south pacific. Population of about twenty million. Has been lived on for many thousands of years. First by aboriginal people until the British arrived in the late 1700's and used the land for convict settlement BUT is now one of the most satisfied countries on earth and many many people come from all over the world to see its well known monuments, culture and people.
DUDE lets go to Australia this summer!
by Miep August 22, 2006
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A mostly great and beautiful land of generally intelligent people who are not racist. As has already been stated, Australians have a friendly rivalry going with New Zealand. However, despite the sheep jokes the "fish and chips" bit there is a fondness for New Zealand behind it all. Despite Australia's image being "tarnished" recently, Australia will be able to hold her head high when little Johnny retires. The problem is, however, there is no alternative government to vote for.

Despite sentiments to the contrary, Australian society as a whole is not that racist. Hell, there are so many cultures living in Australia aren't there, you are bound to have a few tensions from time to time. I think it is important that people realise only a minority of Australians are racist thugs. The rest, are great people.
Australia is not perfect but then, where is?
by Paul Ward July 23, 2006
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The Land of Deadly Creatures:
The one continent on the planet where at least 97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to kill your ass. These animals in question include:

The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)

Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here
Guy 1: Did you hear about Tom, he went to Australia and got killed by a crocodile!
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box jellyfish
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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A beautiful land that doesn't masquerade as a Commonwealth country it is one. There are pockets of racism, xenophobia and whatnot, but there a lot of positives and these should be celebrated. I know someone from there who thought it was crap and then he spent a year in Europe well actually the main purpose of his trip was to be an airport bum checking out the airports over there, and let's just say he didn't think so after that.
Australia rocks. It's airports rock too.
by Paul Ward October 24, 2006
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