Aspen

Aspen is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. They are beautiful in almost every single way. They are the most innocent, kind and caring partner you'll ever have and, even though they are WAY out of your league, they still care about and make time for you. They have the cutest speckling of freckles around their face and blue eyes that make your heart melt. They never understand any of your innuendos so you always have to explain it to them and the way they flush red when they finally do get it makes your heart jump. Every time you see them, they make your heart flutter and your cheeks flush and they just brighten your day. Their laugh is like the tinkling of bells and you want to hear it all the time, you tend to wander what other sounds they can make ;)

There's only one true Aspen that no other can match up to but if you do find yourself one, hold them and never let them go (unless, yk, they want to leave)

Aspen is the love of my life, and even though I'm scared to tell them out loud, and they do not have to reciprocate, I love them. I love them more than the ocean loves the moon. I love them more than Achilles loved Patroclus or Catra loved Adora. I love you Aspen, I always will.

by edgydeityy November 23, 2021

apensi

std contracted from spaghetti.

caused by an intense sexual fetish and desire to have sexual intercourse with spaghetti and meatballs.

I got apensi from my mom's spaghetti meatballs. So worth it though.

by swagmasterblaster69 August 24, 2014

apeNapped

When a white person gets kidnapped by a violent african american

carl:Did you hear about betty? rick: no what happened? carl:this dirty african american apenapped her and left her for dead

by skankhunt1975 August 19, 2022

noodly appendage

A weapon of mass destruction

Let Fsm touch you with his noodly appendage.

by Olof8900 January 18, 2017

apenisa

A rude, arrogant person who thinks 'he's hard'… He likes attention and can be funny at times.

Ew, your being such an Apenisa today!
Are you dumb…?

by areyoudumb.com May 20, 2014

Aspen

Aspen is a person who is known for her smile and great personality.she has her days but in the end she’ll always be there to put a smile on your face.shes sarcastic,funny,caring,fun,clumsy,and blunt she tells you how it is because she wants your best interest. She’s also very pretty and knows how to dress.She’s loyal and will do anything for the ones she loves she gives off positive vibes and also loves food and is good at sports she’s also super creative and good at anything she does she’s super wise despite experience and is trustworthy and intelligent and can have her bad days but she always rises above

Kyle:hey do you know aspen

Joe:no but I’ve heard people talking bout her she seems cool
Kyle:shes awesome you’d love her

by rylyne April 14, 2019

Aurena

Aurena: greek for fucking amazing. can also mean agitated easily. very friendly. but beware, Aurena will flip the shit on any bitch that crosses her path. aside from all that she is exceedingly funny and has normally horrible taste in men. maybe it is because she is the greatest person on earth and the epidemy of sex. aurena is married to an asian who she loves very much. she does drugs with hispanic people.

jack: dude, that girl has got me whipped!
john: i know, she is such an aurena.

jennifer: i can't believe she's married to an asian.
jackie: what an aurena!

by Aurena January 4, 2009