When you spin your dick around in circles very fast while cumming on a Girl/Guys face to represent helicopter blades and shooting from a guys "Gun".
by Noongar1800 October 27, 2020
Get the Attack Helicopter mug.A helicopter that attacks certain people. It is also considered a gender. Pronouns of the gender include heli (for he or she), Attas (for his or hers), Ati (for him or her).
Social justice warrior: YoU aRe HoMoPhObIc ArEnT yOu!
Epic person: I'm not homophobic I identify as an attack helicopter.
Epic person: I'm not homophobic I identify as an attack helicopter.
by NuggetInc September 24, 2020
Get the Attack Helicopter mug.by ododody March 10, 2020
Get the Attack Helicopter mug.A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
by E hates Q May 4, 2020
Get the Attack Helicopter mug.I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
by Canadian FtM December 14, 2019
Get the Attack Helicopter mug.When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.
"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"
by TiP August 30, 2016
Get the Attack helicopter mug.Bigot 1: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxd you may laugh now, i said funni please i need internet points to reasure that im funny, that trans people bad, two genders xdxdxd, guys please give gold i need it
Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded
Normal person: One Joke...
Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded
Normal person: One Joke...
by linkdeadjr March 7, 2020
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