mutually assured

Normally heard in the context of `mutually assured destruction`; when something is mutually assured, it is guaranteed to happen to both parties involved. This phrase is normally linked to discussions involving nuclear weapons, where `mutually assured destruction` means that we are all guaranteed to die.

Hindsight is always 20-20
But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story...tell it to Reader's Digest!

- Megadeth, _Sweating Bullets_

by Wingchild September 13, 2003

mutually assured friend zone

The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.

They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.

Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.

Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.

by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018

Azure

Azure is a person who can be funny but can also rip your spine out. Don’t cross her or you will be forever on her shitlist. She has a perfect memory and you can’t bullshit her. If you get to know her she is a loyal friend for life. If you date an Azure and cross her, expect to be walking around with a sliced off penis.

That guy is so lucky he found him an Azure.

by Daughertyboy June 11, 2019

mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

Azure revived

Some dudes who used to be cool but now have bigger egos than stalin. Sometimes manage to release good montages, but too bad its not 2013 or they would actually mean something

Did you hear about that new azure revived montage??? Sure, it was sick, but vexity is still a fag.

by Gaben!1!11 June 12, 2018

Azure

someone who is the pinnacle of human potential and outperforms all others; a highly intelligent individual

1. "Wow, look at that guy, he's such an Azure!"
2. "Truly, this person is Azure-like."

by YourTrueBae April 22, 2019

azure

a shade of blue.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003