Asstronomer

A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.

Matty had to study Uranus before he was considered to be an asstronomer.

by smatty21 March 30, 2010

Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

astronominalogical

Unlike oxymoronical, astronimalogical is a description of thinking, talking, being, or spiriting with deference to the vastness of our multiversal cosmos.

Its astronominalogical to ponder Dark Matter and the swingingly swirling galaxy monkey bars. Keep climbing.

by nadja m February 28, 2020

Astronomy Domine

"Astronomy Domine," composed by Syd Barrett, is the first track on Pink Floyd's 1967 album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Complete with beeping, mind-blowing instrumentals, and the naming of celestial bodies, "Astronomy Domine" is an awe-inspiring example of psychedelic and space rock.

Astronomy Domine reduced her to hysterical giggling.

by RGar May 13, 2008

Astrohoe

Someone who is a hoe for astrology

She’s always asking people what their sun sign is, she’s such an astrohoe.

by nikm100 February 8, 2020

astrodummynomical

Something that goes dummy and is really out of this world

My friend Justin just astrodummynomically gobbled that glizzy

by LazyFeels March 16, 2021

Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021