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Astrology

Astrology is a pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rn
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
by Esrioas July 22, 2018
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astropot

yo this g 13 is tight yo astropot
by potsmoker July 28, 2006
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Astrology Girl

Usually a 14-20 something year old girl who believes the alignment of the stars dictates everything about them.

They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST RAN OVER A FAMILY
Astrology Girl: Did I? I’m such an Aquarius
by Icy96 November 20, 2022
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Astrology

How predominantly white girls cover their insecurities
Did you hear? Suzie is into astrology?
Oh that bitch?
by cl00nkio April 26, 2020
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Astrologyphobia

The fear of horoscopes/astrology/zodiac signs or people who strongly believe in it
“Bro I’m so scared of Rebecca
“How come?”
“She believes in zodiac signs too much”
“Oh so you have Astrologyphobia?”
by Johz March 3, 2021
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Astrology Sign Girl

That one blonde biotch that always says everything is because of her astrology like shut up Becca no one fucking cares.
Becca:
*Wrecks Car*

Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her

Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it

Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life

News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
by shickhydrocutme September 28, 2020
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Fecal Astrology

Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.
Her knowledge of fecal astrology gave Alexis an ominous feeling when she saw corn in her stool.
by Alexisycho January 12, 2012
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