Astrology is a pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rn
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
by Esrioas July 22, 2018
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Usually a 14-20 something year old girl who believes the alignment of the stars dictates everything about them.
They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification
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“How come?”
“She believes in zodiac signs too much”
“Oh so you have Astrologyphobia?”
“How come?”
“She believes in zodiac signs too much”
“Oh so you have Astrologyphobia?”
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Becca:
*Wrecks Car*
Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her
Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it
Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life
News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
*Wrecks Car*
Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her
Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it
Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life
News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
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