Sweet as tits

A saying that is generally used to describe something that is considered to be awesome, whether it be an object or to simply express satisfaction, acceptance and approval of a certain situation by comparing it to female breasts.

Biff Wellington: "I can't wait to finish work and just kick back with a cold beer and watch the footy, it's going to be sweet as tits"

Jack Mehoff: "Dude! My new car is sweet as tits!"

Pat Hiscock: "Hey, man. Your penis enlarger just arrived in the mail..."
Mike Hunt: "Sweet as tits!"

by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah February 23, 2011

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hard as tits

Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.

Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.

by Ben doooooood December 19, 2007

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as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019

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slick as tits

Slick tits, A positive statement about something awesome. The lubed up streamlined female chest so sweaty or oiled that you could slide right off of her, or it. like reaching out to grab something and it slips through your fingers, but you want it so badly you keep on slipping.

Dat's slick as tits wit baby oil. or, Dat's slicker'n tits, I'm all over dat slick ass tits nom nom nom.

by x8105 October 18, 2013

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