assumption

To be taken into heaven bodily and spirtually. If you are assumed into heaven, you pretty much get to lie, cheat, rape, and do all those other "sins" and still go to heaven.

That one prostitute in the bible was assumed into heaven.

Assumption... yeah.

by sdasdsadsadass May 30, 2006

Assumption

Its a good school with one dumb teacher. Some teachers are bitches (and lesbians) and the best class is gym. The boys are nice, well some of them. and a lot of kids vape. A LOT of drama. HOTTTTTTTTT BOYS.
class of 2019 review
Hot guys
Pretty girls
smart people
Small dicks
fake bitches

slap boxing
funny boys
fuck boys
THE GIRLS ARE NOT BASIC CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS. in fact they are the opposite.

Assumption is great and the girls are pretty. I'm suprised none of them have boyfriends.

by thot12345678910 January 18, 2019

Assumption

Are facts if *correct *

She didn't believe me and that is an assumptions

by Beast3270 October 28, 2019

Assumption

An assumption is never a good reason to make a decision.

The moron did radiation treatment based on the assumption he had cancer, rather than actually knowing he was sick. He died from the radiation treatment instead.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020

Assumption

A neo-nazi school that listens to Kanye because of his political beliefs. History class consists of writing essays about why World World II was wrong and how Hilter was underservingly killed. The second favorite topic of Assumption was slavery. On many occasions Assumption teachers have said openly how slaver was great and the reason the country prospered. And we should go back to the old days. Teachers have also been caught saying the N-word when they thought no one was listening. The third favorite topic of assumption teachers was being sexually intimate with young female students. Especially going into their bathroom unannounced when they felt horny. Lastly the 7th grade is the most faggot grade in all school history. Their activities consist of sending nudes to old men in other countries, jerking each other in the bathroom at will, and wrestling to see who gets the next fucking in the ass in between classes and in the nurses bathroom. Would not recommend unless u are a Hilter supporting, slavery enforcing, little faggot who has no where else to go.

Example 1 -
Faggot 7th grader- english teacher at Assumption, what topic will we be learned today
English teacher- Nword, please be quiet as ur not permitted to speak in my class. This is why u belong in the fields.

7th grader- English teCher, did u just say the nword?
English teacher- Nword, it’s ok it was in the book

by Faggot Joe July 26, 2025

Assumption Asshole

Someone who assumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an asshole.

I'm gonna go outside.

You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...

I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...

by Kyle Loveless April 4, 2010

assumption song

There was a old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their...marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a...pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her...ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to...bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling...refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable...home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politly she'd show him her...little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his....candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her...cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.

If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)

The assumption song is the funniest thing i've seen on youtube.

by NoobUser!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!one!1 April 4, 2009