asspenis

Penis growing from the ass

'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005

asspanel

Flat white spotty ass, flattened from prolonged exposure to hard wooden chair.

Ive been sitting so long that ive developed a bad case of asspanel.

by Netdevel January 21, 2005

aspyn

A very outgoing person. That has a lot to say. She like make sure she is heard. She a gorgeous girl with a big booty. Take a lot to embrass this girl in public. She like to speak her mind and what is on it. A very good friend and likes to help when she can.

hey i like aspyn.

by billy bob jr. January 15, 2009

asstynine

The process of licking someone's asshole while he or she proceeds to lick yours simoultaneously. A more advanced version of the traditional sixtynine position.

Chris: "Hey man, did you lick that bitches ass last night?"

Ian: "Ya man, I asstynine'd that ho."

by Anal Connessiure September 26, 2009

nigga bob asspants

Slang for the cartoon character sponge bob square pants

Yo, homie my little bro was watching nigga bob asspants earlier.

by pissna April 16, 2007

aspynn

a verry beautiful girl persaonality wise and looks wise

that girl aspynn is bangin

by gunner k er' day niggah February 8, 2010

asspundit

A political analyst or other so-called learned person with particularly idiotic views.

Sean Hannity's views belie a lack of general knowledge and a dearth of reason, therefore he is an asspundit.

References both the tradition of using the word "ass" to describe someone as a despicable person and an xkcd comic.

by gabriel gryffyn April 27, 2007