asspinion

Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."

Doesn't Bob realize that no one wants his asspinion?

by Chibi Jeeb December 2, 2010

Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 1, 2021

tear-assing

To move quickly about.

The man hopped in the '57 Chevy and went tear-assing through the otherwise quiet city streets.

by Fascion August 1, 2009

grab-assing

an expression used to refer to the horseplay being committed by others that has become annoying; also refers to horseplay, that by some aspect would likely be annoying and/or offensive to others.

e.g. "Hey! Knock off the grab-ass!" or "Hey! Knock off the grab-assing!"

by A. Carpenter June 9, 2007

grab assing

Fucking around with one or more other people, generally at work.

"You guys don't have time to be grab assing! Now get back to work, slackers!"

by pjdpete April 28, 2006

Assing

The act of showing somebody your ass without them asking you to.

“Ass him.”
“We kept assing everyone we chatted with on Omegle.”
“We just assed this guy.”
“This man didn’t see the assing coming.”

by Kydsun June 1, 2020

asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.

Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....

by nehpets134 October 16, 2012