Sweaty Ass-Penis

A sexual act in which the male tucks his member between his legs and bends over at which point the female approaches the male from behind and performs oral sex on him as his phallus is protruding from his ass region.

I was thrilled when my girlfriend finally agreed to do a sweaty ass-penis so I quickly tucked my penis between my legs and bent over. Soon I was enjoying some oral sex from behind.

by Zach Pearl December 7, 2010

ASAPenis

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014

Fuck ass penis wiener

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII

A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*

by Ligma over September 25, 2020

asspensive

Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

by rctdude3 February 14, 2012

Aspenist

A religion where you worship a person named aspen

Person 1: I don't have a God
Person 2: I am the God
Person 1: I'm atheist

Person 2: not anymore you're now an aspenist

by ArsoNcol July 20, 2021

bitch ass penis

when your girl be cheating on you and letting other guys give her anal

best friend: hey why is your girl such a bitch ass penis wipe
me: i dont really know

by its ye boi mr krabbs May 8, 2020

Cum Ass Penis Spunky

When you get sucked off by a girl as well as getting rimmed whilst you caress a girl's nipples

Dwayne: You heard what happened to Peter? He got the Cum Ass Penis Spunky!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!

by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020