Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007

asslagger

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

asslytical

being an asshole

Hey man, stop being so asslytical!

by RockStarLaw November 2, 2021

Asslynn

An Ashlynn with an ass

“Fuck a bitch names Ashlynn”
Asslynn

by Ashlynnbutwithanass November 7, 2018

asslammer

Assslammer, to "slam" "ass", referring to homosexual intercourse, but used as an insult. First used as a school insult after people got wind of "shitstabber". They then began making up their own ignorantly sexist insults.
I first heard this about a year ago, and as others have heard this it is now spreading across areas soon it may have spread completely if it hasn't already. (Mainly among townies yes the yobs who wear tracksuits all day)

"Get lost you assslammer!"
or
"Go assslam each other"

by dEATHkRAMMER November 27, 2004

assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

by Larry C April 25, 2008

Asslynn

A girl named Ashlynn who is very attractive and has a nice ass. Known as “Asslynn”. There is no one else like her, she is one of a kind.

“Geez, Ashlynn has a nice ass!”
“You mean Asslynn?”

by itslucaaa March 4, 2019